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Just for Laughs

10 Mar

BOY : May I hold your hand?

GIRL : No thanks, it isn’t heavy.

 

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!

BOY : You love me…

 

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??

BOY : Sure, what’s your phone number??

 

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.

BOY : Then marry me and we’ll be the happiest couple

 

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.

BOY : Don’t you ever want to improve??

 

BOY : I love you and I could die for you!

GIRL : How soon??

 

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!

GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

 

SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??

TRACY : I did once. He’d forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.

 

MAN : You remind me of the sea.

WOMAN : Because I’m wild, romantic and exciting?

MAN : NO, because you make me sick.

 

WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.

HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

 

MARY : John says I’m pretty. Andy says I’m ugly.What do you think, Peter?

PETER : A bit of both. I think you’re pretty ugly.

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